To be honest, I don’t know what April is even known for. April showers? April Fool’s Day? Dating Andy on Parks and Rec ?( Lol jk .) No thank you to all of that. April is the perfect month to stay in your bed and watch Netflix–don’t go outside, don’t get rained on, and definitely don’t get pranked. This has been a PSA. While you’re evading the outside, check out these new TV appearances and movies coming to Netflix in April.
April 1st:’ Obsessed’
Nope, this film wasn’t a 2000 s fever nightmare. Beyonce and Idris Elba really did star in a C-list thriller together. It’s pretty much Fatal Attraction , but with Beyonce and a 19% on Rotton Tomatoes. Basically, Idris Elba is allured to cheat on Beyonce with other women who turns out to be a psycho stalker. I straight-up don’t understand why anyone would even consider cheating on Beyonce* ahem* but whatevs.
April 1st:’ P.S. I Desire You’
I watched P.S. I Adore You for the first time when I was 12, and I cried through the whole movie. Like, start to finish. Likely even through the credits. And for half an hour after it was done. Mopey preteen feelings aside, this film follows Hillary Swank as she attempts to navigate life without her husband after his untimely death. He transports her words from beyond the tomb to convenience and navigate her, which is super impressive considering I can barely recollect to check my email during the weekend.
April 1st:’ Spy Kids’
Some nostalgia for ya. If you’re not scarred from those strange thumb guys from childhood( or was that simply me ?), you should totally give this a rewatch. No one is too old to watch people playing with a cluster of cool spy sh* t, and that’s a fact.
April 1st:’ The Fifth Element’
Not to be confused with The Sixth Sense , The Fifth Element is a Bruce Willis movie about saving the earth from aliens, and all that jazz. I candidly haven’t checked it( because I obviously thought it was the same movie as The Sixth Sense ), but if it wishes to, it’ll be on Netflix! Lmk how it is!
April 1st:’ The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1& 2′
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1& 2 are both on Netflix now! You know what that means–time to call all your girls, have a sleepover, decide who’s most similar to each persona, and solace your best friend when she gets unnerve that everybody envisages she’s Tibby. Sorry Tibby, but you kinda suck. If that doesn’t sound like your various kinds of nighttime( can’t suppose why ), def still watch these movies. At the very least, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants will give you hope that you’ll eventually find a duo of jeans that fit.
April 2nd: Kevin Hart:’ Irresponsible’
Kevin Hart’s fourth slapstick special is coming to Netflix on April 2nd. The special is identified Irresponsible , which I can only assume is a reference to his have also decided to “feel like i m cheating on” his wife while she was pregnant. This special is a good watch for comedy love and people who want to hear what he has to say for himself after cheating on his wife. Filmed in London during Hart’s latest stand-up tour, Irresponsible covers topics ranging from his son’s cell phone usage to Hart cheating on his wife. Did I mention he cheated on his wife? Moving on …
April 3:’ The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina ‘, Season 2
It’s back, baby! On April 3rd, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina returns for the work of its second season, demonstrating that every day are likely to be Halloween if you have a Netflix account. My friend once described this display as “like Riverdale , but less weirdly sexual and with more demons, ” which seems pretty accurate. Season 2 promises to be darker than ever, which I can confirm after learning the trailer because Sabrina is now a platinum blonde. We’ve all gone through this phase.
April 5th:’ Unicorn Store’
If you need more Brie Larson in your life after watching Captain Marvel ( same ), her directorial debut Unicorn Store comes to Netflix on April 5th. Aimless after getting kicked out of institution, Larson’s character Kit moves back in with her parents and takes a sh* tty agency temp position. When she convenes a being who promises to sell her what she craves most, Kit moves full horse girlfriend and quits her job to buy a unicorn. The trailer is full of relatable boundaries like “I don’t know how to be a grown-up” and “my mothers believing that I’m insane.”
April 5th:’ Legacies’, Season 1
The first season of Legacies , the
87th second spin-off of The Vampire Diaries , are applicable to Netflix on the 5th if you’re into that kind of thing. And by “that kind of thing” I signify supernatural teen Tv drama. I’m trash and I’ll watch 90% of what the CW makes, so this one is a yes from me. It’s about a boarding school for supernatural teens–I could’ve sworn I’ve experienced a depict or five about that, but I can’t must be considered any right now, so maybe not.
April 5th:’ Our Planet’
Planet Earth , but make it Netflix. This is the kind of content “youre watching” stoned on your sofa at 3am when you want to be reminded of the earth’s natural glamour. Throughout the course of its eight chapter flow, Our Planet likewise promises to showcase the effects of climate change in every aspect of natural life. Sad! But like, actually. Perhaps watch this with that one pal who says sh* t like “If global warming is very, then why is it snowing? ” BECAUSE IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO SNOW IN JUNE, BECKY.
April 10 th:’ New Girl’, Season 7
If you missed the seventh and final season of New Girl while it was airing, never fright! It arrives on Netflix on April 10 th. You might be excited about this, but my friend has a real-life temple to Nick Miller on her desk at work, so I can guarantee that you are less excited than her. I’ve seen the season already, and while some of the previous seasons are better, it’s surely worth watching just to see how all the characters end up. Or to get brand-new fabric for your Nick Miller shrine.
April 12 th:’ The Perfect Date’
Noah Centineo returns to Netflix and your thirsty Twitter feed, maybe, with The Perfect Date . If you need more convincing than “Noah Centineo, ” it also has a plot and nonsense. In an attempt to make money, Noah Centineo generates an app that basically tells him pimp himself out to high school girls who need dates. That’s cool and all, but in the trailer, he preserves saying he wants enough money to “get into Yale, ” which, sorry bb, is not how it works( unless you’re Olivia Jade ). Regardless, I will be watching this one for SURE.
April 19 th:’ Someone Great’
Someone Great stars Gina Rodriguez as a New York journalist who gets a job in San Fransisco. Proving which is something we all knew telling the truth( MEN. ARE. TRASH .), her boyfriend of nine years( 9 !!) then violates up with her so he doesn’t “re trying” great distances or move. Yeah, great distances never operates, but still. Not a cute look for him. The remainder of the movie follows Rodriguez’s final night out with her girls. Three heartens for female friendship! The trailer is set to “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo, so you KNOW it’s going down.
April 24 th:’ Bonding’
This seven-episode series is about a recently reunited pair of high school most special friend named Tiff and Pete. Wholesome, right? Welllllllllll. It is about to change Tiff is a dominatrix, and Pete gets swept into her world-wide after agreeing to be her aide. “Theres lots” of very cool latex~ lewks~ in this line if you’re go looking for Halloween( or general life) inspo. Bonus, the episodes range from 12 to 18 times, so you could prob binge it in like, an hour( don’t check my math on that ).
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