It was a couple of Decembers ago, but we still remember MTV News’ utterly shameless virtue signaling New Year’s video entitled, ” 2017 New Years Resolutions for White Guys .” For example, white guys were reminded that Blue Lives Matter” isn’t a thing ,” so stop using it. The backlash was so great that MTV drew the video from Twitter and memory-holed it, rightfully so. Fortunately, person archived it so we all can enjoy it again:
“The time has come for white men to repent and refund us for all the incorrects they have done. The following three resolvings I have taken the freedoms of composing would be a good place to start, ” writes Godfrey Elfwickhttps :// t.co/ y4AQ6NAn0g
— Spectator USA (@ SpectatorUSA) December 31, 2018
Sage advice from Godfrey, the wokest genderqueer Muslim atheist who identifies as black novelist you’ll read today. It’s superb.
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— Rita Panahi (@ RitaPanahi) December 31, 2018
Elfwick’s guide to sensitivity is satire, but it’s so on-the-nose that many people aren’t sure this is right. In any case, it’s a must read to learn Elfwick’s three resolves: 1) Listen to ladies, 2) Stop mansplaining, and 3) Remember your privilege. Here’s a savour:
Your privilege should be the first thing you’re well informed when you wake up in the morning, and the last thing you berate yourself for as you fall asleep at night. Apologize for it at every available possibility. For instance, when ordering your skinny macchiato in a Starbucks, you are able give your epithet to the barista as’ A White Male Fully Aware of the Advantages he has had in Life Compared to Women and Minorities and is Deeply Ashamed of the Violence of his Ancestors’ and then offer to buy every minority in the creation a blueberry muffin( after first checking any dietary the needs and amendments to the order accordingly ). You won’t earn any respect for this, and nor do you deserve any, but it may move some small style to ease the social tensions that Trump and Brexit have stirred up this past few years.
Satire that seems too “real” is the most dangerous kind. Superb read though!
— Otto Ilmari Klasila (@ SanoIleVaan) December 31, 2018
Is this irony? I genuinely cannot tell
— Sav (@ TheSavTrader) December 31, 2018
This is definitely satire Well done
— MissMariss (@ trash_mouth3) December 31, 2018
I explain nothing. I intoxicate with my manlines.
— Thomas PM (@ Runsoshrun) December 31, 2018
I recognize as a Rubber Chicken so I can totally relate
— RubberChicken (@ RubberChicken1 9) December 31, 2018
Lol. Needed a good chuckle today.
— ChompySaid (@ ChompySaid) December 31, 2018
— Helen Robertson (@ helenjr1 0) December 31, 2018
seems the spectator can take a joke far better than twitter @jack
— grumpyboy (@ grumpyboy) December 31, 2018
I knew this was going to be good … and now, having read it, I can tell you it is! Godfrey Elfwick’s unjust absence from Twitter still makes the Universe ache.
— The Department of No (@ SantasTavern) December 31, 2018