Another Monday where most of the country is in subzero temps intends no one is leaving the house, so might as well watch some Bachelor . We’re on week 4 of this roller coaster travel of a season( sarcasm ), which represents about half of the girls are at home thinking of the most wonderful IG caption for them to sell that Dyson hair dryer that they can’t live without.( Newsflash: The dryer is about six months old, and you were living before then, so who’s the liar ?) Let’s get to it, because I need to go to Whole Nutrients before I go to bed.
The episode kickings off after last week’s rose ceremony with all the girls having a pow-wow in the living room about how they’re all running out of attires, and they need to start switching so they don’t recur. While eyeing up that are likely to be their size, Chris Harrison saunters in to tell them it’s time to go to Singapore! A few problems with this: 1) They exclusively find out ONE hour before they leave for Singapore? I hope they aren’t hovering Southwest because merely finding out 1 hour prior to starting flight duration with no check in? They’re for sure boarding in group Z. 2) What happened to the baby gradation municipalities firstly ?? ABC is now going from the Bachelor Mansion to directly around the world? Something tells me they got a good deal on Spirit Airlines and it was too good to pass up.
Colton and the dames arrive in Singapore, and Colton’s opening outfit alone tells me he hovered throughout the world and didn’t check a handbag, but hey, that’s nothing of my business. The madams grab the working group sip at Applebee’s Singapore, and then president back to the hotel for some date card activity. The date card comes, and it has Tayshia’s name written all over it for her first one-on-one. If I could translate the appears she was get from her cohorts, they would say: “Take your sh* t with you, because if you don’t, we’re gonna have your suitcase swimming with the fishes.”
Prior to his date with Tayshia, Colton does another one of these creepy Skype interviews with us, reassuring us that he is the Bachelor and isn’t going anywhere. After a quick thoughtfulnes stroll on the beach, Colton and Tayshia find out that their “taking love to brand-new heights” involves bungee hopping.( Interval right here: I would need several clean duo of drawers on standby, because me sh* tting my breathes on this date would certainly happen multiple times .) Colton and Tayshia both completed the move, and I can with 100% certainty say Colton did not sh* t his underwear…only because he doesn’t wear any.
Back on solid ground, Tayshia dons a ruby-red one piece on the beach that no doubt helps Colton live out a Wendy Peffercorn fantasy from his childhood.( That’s a Sandlot citation, in case you’re too young to know) . They then run into the ocean to make out and Tayshia intentionally virtually submerge him, giving her reason to perform mouth to mouth.
On the darknes date seeming AMAZING( Tayshia fan here ), she admits to being married and divorced recently. Colton contributes her a sincere response that had to have been written on cue cards, and Tayshia gobbles it up. He devotes her the rose to solidify that she’s safe, and they celebrate in an amusement park where everyone’s pissed since they are slam the place down to cinema. Back at the Holiday Inn Express, the other members of the Gossip Girls get their fate via the next date card. I don’t have enough references to tell you who’s on this THIRTEEN girl group date, but I’ll tell you who’s not, Caelynn. Yes, this next date is likely to be chauffeured by your neighbourhood Greyhound bus.
Colton takes this procession of girls on a walk through the market and it has all the locals wondering why the Pussycat Dolls are sauntering through the streets of their municipality. They make a pit stop to have leeches suck out their spirits, and it proves not to be effective on Demi since she doesn’t have one. Later, Colton and Cassie get their fortunes told which reveal that Colton and Cassie may be brother and sister. Either the issue was forge, or the Bachelor em> casting crew was feeling REALLY messy this season.
The night portion of the group date returns us to our new potential rogue: Courtney. Who is Courtney, “youre asking” ?? Good question. I don’t actually know how to describe her, but just know when she speaks, she doesn’t move her top lip. Everyone gets their duration with Colton( Demi leads twice) except for Courtney, and she cries like I did when Barack left office. Demi tells her “Get in there and fight for what you crave, ” and this distinguishes the only hour I’ve ever liked Demi. Okay, over it. Back to hating her now. Demi and Courtney shed verbal poking, but nothing of them are willing to physically crusaded because they both have tags on their getups that are definitely going back. Demi gets the group date rose, and Courtney has the sad face of persons who merely ambled up to Chipotle and realise it’s closed.
Caelynn one-on-one time! The girls do a send-off for her, which is always awkward, because all the girls surely want her to trip-up down an escalator that’s going up. Anywho, she’s greeted with an old school Bentley( demonstrating that Singapore Ubers> American Ubers) and is wiped away for a patronize spree. Colton takes her to a store that looks like the Express of Singapore, and she gets a ton of things that will clearly induce the other girls want to kill her.
The night portion of the appointment is a tearjerker( yes, I cried ), because Caelynn opens up like we’ve never seen before. She talks about how she was doped and raped in college and the lasting the consequences of its own experience. Colton listens attentively, and does his best to console her and tell her know that she is safe with him. No uncertainty this took their relationship to the next level, and you are able to visibly see that she’s there for the long run.
Let’s get to these cocktails! Hannah G. is up firstly and she gets some alone time in Colton’s bedroom. Colton claims to have OCD…but they BOTH have their shoes on in the berth !! OCD ?? Yea, the lie detector adjudicated THAT was a lie! WHO RAISED YOU ?!?
PSA to My Future Girlfriend 😛 TAGEND
You get in my berth with ya shoes on? You simply broke up with me. And I’m calling the police. #thebachelor
— Diggy Moreland (@ diggymoreland) January 29, 2019
Next, Caelynn grabs Hannah B. to clear the air, and this potential interaction alone tells me person should have dialed 9-1-and have their thumb ready to press the other “1. ” They both maturely agree to be cordial, because they’re both just very interested in a NFL player that could be their meal ticket. Oh wait…
Demi invests her one-on-one time instruct Colton that she was “attacked” by Courtney and that she is the “cancer” in the members of this house. Courtney may be a lot of things, but cancer? Nah. She’s more like the Chicken pox of the house. Annoying, but you know it’s going to go away eventually. Enough of this, it’s finally rose ceremony occasion.
Already safe are Tayshia, Demi, and Caelynn. Okay, time for foremen to wheel. The climbs go according to project, and since they get no air time, I want to remind you that Kirpa, Heather( “Never Been Kissed” ), and Kate continue to exist and receive heightens. Opposing for the last rose are Onyeka, Tracy, and Courtney, and Onyeka gets to stay for another week. Testifying my belief incorrect about Tracy being the chaperone of the group, she gets to chief back stateside with Courtney. Chicken pox isn’t curable in Singapore, so it’s possibly for the best.
Next week’s episode indicates Colton moving on the beach in dress shoes, so I already know I’m going to hate it. God help me…
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