Last night, after weeks of complete uncertainty over who Colton would choose( I kid, we’ve all knows we weeks ), The Bachelor ended with Cassie as the winner. Unlike most seasons, there was no recommendation at the end, but Colton and Cassie both required in order to Instagram to prove how in love they are. They’ve both posted twice since the finale aired, and all of the posts construct me want to throw up in my lip. What can I say, I’m cynical like that! And because I’ve had to suffer through speaking these captions, so should you.
Before reading all of these sappy captions, it’s important to remember that this is a relationship from a TV see, so their entire rapport has to be taken with about a tablespoon of salt. I’m not saying that they’re definitely not into each other at all, but I have seeings and a Tv and Cassie looked like she was uncomfortable around Colton for this entire season, including last-place darknes when they got back together. I guess things can change, but this is a moderately major 180 from when she literally dropped him in Portugal and he had to chase after her through the street.( Speaking that back, it clangs less like the opening up of a Nicholas Sparks-type love story and more like the intro to an occurrence of Criminal Minds .)