Best Of Trump Memes – Episode One

but they call themselves the resistance you ever see these signs resist these resistors resist Hillary resisted and you know what happened she lost the election in a landslide I would dedicate my life to this country but I see it as being a mean life and I also see that somebody with strong views and somebody with the kind of views that are maybe a little bit unpopular which may be right but maybe unpopular wouldn’t necessarily have a chance of getting elected against somebody with no great brain but a big smile should we do the pledge raise your hand I swear I’m gonna vote for Donald Trump our great civilization here in America and across the civilized world has come upon a moment of reckoning at radical globalization you see here we’re dying we’re dying we need money what’s going on I just want a job just get me a job I don’t need the rhetoric I want a job the American Dream is dead but if I get elected president I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before and we will make America great again thank you thank you the old tales will come true lost hopes treasure there is so much wealth out there that can make our country so rich again and therefore make it great again because we need money I’m really rich we need a leader that can bring back our jobs can bring back our manufacturing Ford will come back they’ll all come back and we’re gonna be thriving as a country driving it can happen we are going to turn this country around we are going to start winning we will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning we are going to make America great again thank you thank you very much thank you I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created I tell you that I’ll get a call the next day from the head of Ford will say mr. president we’ve decided to move the plant back to the United States every car and every truck and every part manufactured in this plant running against Donald Trump at this point is really treason to your heritage will you unequivocally condemn David Duke and say that you don’t want his vote I know nothing about David Duke so I don’t know the rising tide of hardline right-wing nationalism around the world Breitbart would you rather your child had feminism or cancer nigel farage the grand godfather of this extreme nationalism is Vladimir Putin we have no border we have no control people are flooding across we need to build a wall and it has to be built quickly the greatest builder is me and I would build the greatest wall you have ever seen take man of tender woman side that vicious thing I saved you bribed the woman and you’ve bit me heavens why you know your fight is poisonous and now I’m going to die oh shut up silly woman set the reptile with a grave you knew I was a snake before you took me in the woods just got 10 feet higher I said ten feet higher build that wrong build that wrong build that wall build that wall I will build a great great great great wall don’t worry about it a little Marco look at those hands he’s low on energy there is an assault on Christianity and there’s an assault on guns there’s an assault on everything that we stand for and we’re going to stop the assault earn China I’m gonna open up our libel laws so we can sue the media and we’re gonna have people sue you like you never get sued before if I become president oh do they have problems for yourself drop to your knees you could put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorable the race is sexist homophobic xenophobic you name it we will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism the nation-state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony this is someone who retweets white genocide TM Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of us sovereignty if I’m elected president we will win and we will win shotgun Shack and you make on yourself in another part of the world and you may find yourself behind the grill on top of you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and you know you may say to yourself well how did I get there what is that drop to your knees you could put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorable ‘z the race is sexist homophobic xenophobic you name it we will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism the nation-state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony this is someone who retweets white genocide TM Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks my friend we have travelled very far we have no food no water once I see my people fed I would be honored no we have a serious problem with radical Islam we have a tremendous problem and we can’t be the stupid country anymore where I come from guests are treated with respect not insulted at the gates given the circumstances my lord I believe extreme measures are warranted the people that are with me a hundred percent are the people what the Pope the Pope was in Mexico do you know that the desert we would know right he said negative things about me dreadful the Pope is being told that Donald Trump is not a nice person Donald Trump is a very nice person you do not let us in all of us will die I said temporarily I didn’t say permanently I said temporarily we have no border we have no control people are flooding across we need to build a wall and it has to be built quickly the greatest builder is me and I would build the greatest wall you have ever seen and in that wall we’re going to have a beautiful big fat door where people can come into the country but they have to come in Legally I don’t think they like me very much this country needs somebody that’s a deal maker I’m giving you command of greyguard no deals no deals we don’t make those not with anybody we don’t make deals you mistake me mother Louis it come on no no no no excuse me just so you understand we need people that know what they’re doing we don’t need babies you refusing to obey my order by the way I never I think you could say that yeah Polly bring me my sword they laugh at us our enemies laugh at us but they say what a morning and they chop off heads they think we are so stupid you have no idea much likes my head don’t want to see it removed just yet I would bring back waterboarding and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding Rick is here yeah duck fat makes all the difference Jonathan have you seen the menu here photo options Jonathan listen to me the men can stay here a long time and never ate the same meal twice Jonathan just walk away yeah Jonathan welcome what have you done finished it let’s give them a helicopter ride okay right good you’re a fucking white male ah we will make America great again are you are you coming to the train led by a man who wants to break the chains establishment is terrified they can’t control his reign let’s meet this year on the Trump train are you are you coming to the train with brave man called out for a wallet built by crane Media is terrified they can’t control his reign that’s me this year on the Trump train are you are you come into the train with brave men called out the fools who lead in vain lobbyists are terrified they can’t control every let’s meet this year on the trauma train are you are you coming to the training we’re ahead side by side with me c’mere cooperated the chance let’s meet this year on the trouble training and we are going to be respected by the world together not led by you it’s not gonna go on any longer are you our country to take our great country let’s me this year on a Trump train we’re gonna wait at the borders we’re gonna win and we’re gonna keep with it to make America great

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